Unicorn Raises $50M in Series A, Turns Out to Be an Actual Unicorn
Silicon Valley investors embarrassed after discovering their hottest investment is literally a horse with a horn
•TechCritter Weekly
Kraken Becomes City's Most Requested Plumber, 8 Arms 'A Game Changer'
Sea monster's ability to fix 8 leaks simultaneously earns 5-star reviews across the tristate area
•Maritime Trades Journal
Ghost Fired From Remote Job for 'Being Too Transparent'
Paranormal employee discovers corporate culture doesn't appreciate literal honesty
•Workplace Paranormal Report
Centaur Dominates Food Delivery Apps, Claims 'No Bike Needed'
Half-horse courier averages 47 deliveries per hour, refuses to wear the branded backpack
•Gig Economy Gazette
Medusa Opens Hair Salon, Promises 'Looks That Will Petrify You'
Gorgon's new salon offers the most permanent hairstyles in the industry — literally
•Mythical Beauty Review
Yeti Hired as Ski Instructor, Guests Describe Experience as 'Chilling'
Alpine resort's newest employee claims 200,000 years of mountain experience
•Winter Sports Paranormal
Dragon Receives 47 HOA Violations, Burns Down Mailbox in Response
Ancient beast discovers suburban living is more terrifying than knights ever were
•Suburban Dragons Weekly
Predator & Alien Open Galaxy's First Intergalactic Grocery Store
Two unlikely business partners bring fresh produce and existential dread to your neighborhood shopping experience
•Cosmic Commerce Reporter
Bigfoot Becomes Instagram Influencer, Still Nobody Believes He's Real
Cryptid's million-follower account dismissed as 'really good CGI'
•Cryptid Social Media Digest
Zombie Gets Promoted to Middle Management, Nobody Notices the Difference
Undead employee seamlessly integrates into corporate culture through strategic groaning
•Corporate Undead Weekly
Ancient Mummy Applies for Museum Job, Gets Rejected for Lack of Experience
5000-year-old artifact told they need 'at least 7000 years in customer service'
•Archaeological Employment News
Local Vampire and Werewolf Open 24-Hour Coffee Shop, Immediately Regret It
Nocturnal entrepreneurs discover that running a business requires more than just being awake at night
•Night Shift Chronicles
Frankenstein's Monster Joins Dating App, Profile Says 'No Drama'
Reanimated creature seeks connection, discovers modern dating is the real horror
•Supernatural Singles Weekly
Wizard Calls Tech Support, Accidentally Turns Agent Into Frog
Ancient sorcerer discovers that 'Have you tried turning it off and on again' doesn't work on crystal balls
•Magical IT Department
Troll Loses Bridge to City Infrastructure Project, Forced to Learn New Skills
Ancient bridge guardian discovers eminent domain is scarier than knights
•Municipal Development News